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Monday, July 24th, 2006
1:21 am - I have seen the PASSION!

...Of the Clerks that is. Very very awesome movie and shame on those of you who have not gone yet.

Spoilery stuff insideCollapse )

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Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
4:14 am

102 Kevin Smith movie quotes
Includes: Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Chasing Amy.

Warning for language/profanity/possibly offensive lines.


comment/credit :)
Thursday, July 20th, 2006
3:09 pm

ok its been sooo long since anyone has posted here but I think its time...


I can't wait to see it... and also how cool is it they are showing the origional clerks at the quick stop on the 8th...

ok people lets get this community back in action...

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Sunday, September 11th, 2005
11:21 pm - a newbie here

My ex gf got me educated me through the Kevin Smith Movies. Loved them. Saw this group and had to join. Hope I have some fun here. Just saw Dogma on TV today, again, feel like playing some skeeball.

current mood: exhausted

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Saturday, May 21st, 2005
12:59 pm

His piolet passed! Jason Lee's new show, 'My Name is Earl', will be on in September of 2005, on Tuesdays at 9:00, and on NBC.

On May 16 I heard them talking about T.V. shows on the radio and I HAD to turn it up, knowing that his piolet was either going to pass or not. It did! tvtome.com had this to say: NBC announced today that "My Name Is Earl" has received a 13-episode pickup. The single-camera comedy will air Tuesdays at 9:00pm/8:00pm this fall.

I can't wait!!

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Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
2:19 pm - RPG


Yeah....I have a rpg that might intrest you.

its called view_askewrpg  'The only ViewAskew Rpg around'


You can be anyone, pair up with anyone, and do whatever the fuck you want. Hell....you can even be the Golgothan!


Have a look at it, read the user info, and join!


any questions?

IM me on JayanSilentBob85


current mood: silly

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Saturday, March 19th, 2005
8:25 pm - i'm really not surprised, but this is awesome

You are Jay Phat-Buds.

The ultimatum of swearing, drug use, theft, and
pretty much everything in an 'R' rated movie.


Which Kevin Smith character are you (View Askewniverse)?
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current mood: cold

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Thursday, March 17th, 2005
7:42 pm - .....Newbie here....yep another one


Well...what can I really say? I'm Jessica, I love anything Viewaskew, and am called Ozzy by my family & Friends. I've seen every Viewaskew film except Vugar, Clerks the Cartoon, and an Evening with Kevin Smith...damn Video store.

 I'm going to start working at the local general store in june and I'm dying to see the Secret Stash. I love Brodie, Silent Bob, and Randal. I had a Dream I was in Renee's place during that sex sceen in the elivator a couple of times.....twice a week if I'm lucky :) and I actually nick named my pets somthing viewaskew related: Annoying Customer, Loki, Salsa Sharky, and Steeve-Dave. I'm just a really big fan of Kevin Smith.

current mood: amused

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Monday, December 13th, 2004
3:57 pm

toy_nostalgia if you want to remember the good ol days

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Saturday, August 28th, 2004
10:30 am

hey guys, sequel to clerks... the reason im not all screamy and psyched up is because i used all my energy on it earlier... just thought i should let you know


the newest post

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Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
2:45 pm - yup another "i'm new" entry.......

hey, i'm new here so let me like introduce myself. I'm kyle~ann and i'm 17 years old, and i freaking love anything kevin smith has done, hes a fucking genius. but my favorite thing hes done has to be clerks and the clerks cartoon, i watch them both way to much. i fall asleep everynight watching the clerks cartoon and yestuday i actually had a dream about dante and randal (i kiss dante in my dream!!!). well thats about it from me................


current mood: awake

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Sunday, July 25th, 2004
6:12 pm - pics of the comic con and the new jay and silent bob strike back figures

i met some interesting people maybe you have heard of themCollapse )

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Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
9:48 am - beautiful


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Friday, July 9th, 2004
8:20 am

i love kevin smith and all of his work. i have seen clerks, drawing flies, mallrats, vulgar, chasing amy, dogma, the clerks uncensored dvd, jay and silent bob strike back, jersey girl. i dont have jersey girl or drawing flies on dvd. the man is a genius. I have like all the action figures, and my wall is just covered in posters

current mood: awake

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Sunday, June 20th, 2004
2:31 am - HOORAY!!!!!!!!!

From : Trish - Associate Editor <trish@theaskewview.com>
Sent : Sunday, June 20, 2004 2:26 AM
To : "Kyle Lupin" <kyle_lupin@hotmail.com>
Subject : You're in the Running!

Hi Kayla,

Just to let you know, you’re in the running!

Yes, you are in the running for this month’s button set in our “A Man Among Legends: The Individual Impact of Kevin Smith” contest.

Your article, “Letter from an Adoring Fan” is among the 4 articles in the running for this month’s button set from the Stash. Should you win, you will be able to choose from one of the button sets already purchased by AskewView staff.

Before the debut of the July issue, we will announce the winner in the Daily Doinz and notify you by e-mail.

Thanks again!

current mood: anxious

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Saturday, June 5th, 2004
11:32 pm - Nail em!

I can't wait for the Green hornet... I'm soo excited... Dude, I gots this email from Jay Mewes, nearly shit my pants when I read it... He was like, 'So i read that post, and it said that you wanted to nail me, email naked pics' MMM, I'd so do him... Hee hee, even though he cut his hair, he's still a hottie... ^_^

current mood: horny

(Snoochie Boochies)

Monday, May 31st, 2004
12:04 am - I know I already posted these, but it's the lost clerks episode


current mood: blah

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Sunday, May 16th, 2004
5:44 pm - snoochie boochies

Anyone know when the animated movie is coming out?

current mood: curious

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Friday, April 23rd, 2004
3:37 am - The Green Hornet

Latest project: "The Green Hornet" Aimed for 2005

The reads:








What do you think? I'm personally quite psyched myself!

current mood: excited

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Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
1:05 am

hey i just joined.
i'm sandra
i live right by all that is glorious and kevin smith...
i was actually at the quickstop today-i brought my dad who has never been, but who is a fan of clerks.. i also brought him to the funeral home...


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